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Accessing on mobile has been known to distort and cut off information.Content warning:This file contains:Blood, Violence, Weapons & death.
Nudity, bodily scars, tattoos & themes of self harm.
Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs / substance abuse.
Sexual themes.
Generally mentally unhinged characters.
Gambling mentions.
Medical procedure mentions.
Incest jokes.
And general 18+ themes.If you do not wish to see any of this, please, do not continue. You have been warned.seriously, the first thing you're gonna see when you confirm is two very naked men...If you consent. Please proceed with caution.-
"Live each day like it's your last, 'cause one day you gonna be right”
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Pictured: left "PD" & right "Vault"
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YesManName: Unknown.
Nickname(s): Yes Man. P.D (as in PDQ-88b).
Casual convo name: PD.
Age: late 20s - early 30s (?)
Species: Human.Body:
Height: 7ft even.
Sex: Male
Gender: He / Him (indifferent)
Hair: Bleach blonde with redder roots.
Eyes: Grey.
Build: Lanky, with broad shoulders. skinny.Voice:
voice clip 1 - clip 2 - clip 3 - clip 4
Pulled straight from new vegas. If you know, you know.
Confirmed able to read & write.
Responds to Russian, English, Korean and on one occasion, binary.Physical Description: Standing about 7ft even. Tall and lanky with a forward haircut, bleach blonde hair that he won't admit used to be ginger. Very light skin, as if never touched by sun, covered in freckles. Normally wearing a greenish sweater, light lime green t-shirt, slightly flared jeans, basic shoes and occasionally a blue suit jacket, for special occasions.Body mods, scars and defining features: Most defining feature is his smile, evident that his face is structured in such a way that he is always smiling, making it hard to turn the corners of his mouth down. Right eyebrow has a gap. Various scars scattered; including a run around his neck, branded symbol on the right shoulder blade, two gashes across his lower chest, an entry and exit mark through his lower left abdomen. Left arm slashes. Has PDQ-88b tattooed in black across his lower back, not by choice. Various other small marks dotted around.Personality: Regular personality is cheery and smiley, even if he doesn't want to be. Can come across as over friendly. Slightly apathetic, sometimes snarky, and can carry things out rather begrudgingly. Doesn’t much like being touched and will become unnerved if touched too much. Will break down easily and act erratically if put in an uncomfortable situation or given impossible tasks, etc. Though, not as liberal with the death quirk as the other, he prefers to not take advantage of it. Should not be allowed to get sober, will take drastic measures to avoid this.
--VaultBoyName: Unknown
Nickname(s): VaultBoy. Vault. The wanderer.
Casual convo name: Vault.
Age: late 20s - early 30s (?)
Species: Human.Body:
Height: 3ft11.
Sex: Male
Gender: He / Him
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Grey
Build: StockyVoice:
Mute (Selectively, PTSD).
Possibly illiterate.
Unconfirmed reading & writing ability. Refusal to cooperate.
Responds to russian, english, korean & morse.Physical Description: Rather short, standing at about 3ft11. Short, slightly curly, blond hair, occasionally a lil' stubble depending on the RP. The tan skin of someone who has been outside a lot. His outfit of choice is a hoodie with the vault color scheme, baggy blue jeans, heelys, no, i'm kidding, just some boots, and a very loose black tank top.Body mods, scars and defining features: Three piercings; Right nipple, a prince albert, a base piercing and a jacob's ladder. Tattoos: one of a pin up girl riding an atom bomb behind the left ear. Prominent scar on the left of the bridge of the nose. two deep gashes across the left shoulder. Entry and exit mark through the upper right chest. Evidence of surgery or an autopsy covering his chest and upper abdomen. A large area of scar tissue covering his upper right forearm. A barrage of scratch marks across his back and right ass cheek. Another deep gash across his upper left thigh. Various other small marks dotted around.Personality: Rather childish as he knows his height will help him get away with it, though he still has the mind of an adult. Has anger issues, often acts like he's taller than he is, or like he can talk. All bite and no bark. A little careless or apathetic at times. Hasn't got a lot of shame... or pride or dignity. A bit of a masochist/sadist. Won’t hesitate to blow his brains out if in a situation… more liberal with the death quirk than the other. Doesn't easily trust new people, but if you can break through those walls and "speak his language", he's a good laugh.--

PDThough the man is built like a brick powerhouse to the point that he can truck through a non-fatal bullet wound, his downfalls come more from the mental side of things than the physical. The elephant in the room being, the fucker can't deny a request or can't "say no". He may have pinpoint accuracy when wielding a gun, but if told to drop it, he has to comply. Tho he won't hesitate to let you know if he thinks you're abusing this.His physical strength is near inhuman, particularly considering his build. Such lanky proportions should physically not be able to perform some of the feats he can. This can be a negative, however, as his body is strong, but his skin is still human skin. So to grab onto something thin, like wire, and pull might result in his flesh giving out before the wire does.More a party trick and less of a strength, he can take the metal cap off a bottle without a bottle opener.To put it bluntly, his mental stability is not the best. And with that permanent smile, things can get unnerving very quickly. In a fight, he might sacrifice a hand to cover his mouth rather than use it in combat. Though he can fight well, the mental aftermath normally isn't pretty. Probably closer to normal than his brother.His emotions sure can get the better of him, not being able to display a lot of them facially, he may act out in other ways that could seem petty or unhinged. The key to reading his face it to look for the emotion his eyes show, as that part of his face isn't held back by anything. Or, y'know, just asking him.stuff that came about in RPs and is now canonHas weird interactions with anything "robotic". Tech becomes somewhat sentient around him, but only to him. The downside, it tends to disagree with him. Automatic doors like to close ON him, AIs start out hating him. Prosthetics might flip him off without the owner prompting it. Game characters might address him directly n' forth wall break, stuff like that. But he is popular with "arcade games" and could charm the prizes out of a claw machine. Don't even talk about slot machines... it's complicated, but it's fun.Known to carry- a flask of (see Q&A).
- a switchblade.. (concealed).
- a beat up deck of cards.
- various dice.
- a pen.
VaultDon't be fooled by his short stature, the little guy knows how to hold his own. He has no problem bringing someone down to his height and then cramming them into the dirt. He's got some mass to him, backed up by his medical and weaponry knowledge. He'll take a decent beating before he stays down for good.If you're fighting beside him rather than against, he won't hesitate to put that medical knowledge to use. It's a mystery where he picked it up, but he'll stitch you up quickly and precisely. Among the various concealment he's normally carrying, you'll usually find some kind of pocket first aid kit.Now, his aim can't compete with his brothers, but he won't hesitate to shoot at a threat. In fact, that is a bit of a downfall, often somewhat trigger-happy. Mixed with his 'jump to conclusions' hot handedness, he can end up being the type to shoot first, ask questions later.Another downfall is his size, tho agile and good at getting into some tight spaces. He is very easy to knock back, being somewhat light and small. If you pick him up, you've made a terrible mistake because not only have you pissed him off, you've brought him close enough to let you know it.Being mute is another thing that can get in the way. He can speak, but due to PTSD and many misunderstandings, it ended with him choosing not to. Pushing him to speak will annoy him a lot, and if given means to communicate, he will opt not to as it shares the same problems as just speaking. If you know how to "speak his language" however, he's easy to understand, most people just don't try.Details that was discovered in RPs and became canonDogs start out freaking loving him, he is like a silent dog whisperer. Any dog will immediately love him like he's part of their family, no matter the dog. Even the hardest trained guard dogs act like puppies around him without him doing anything at all. In contrast to this, children hate him with burning passion. Babies cry around him and toddlers will glare at him with malice. Unsure about teens, but anyone under 8 will start out hating him. Dunno if he can win them over, but he'd never tried.Known to carry- stuff to roll cigarettes / pre rolled cigs.
- a zippo lighter.
- pocket knife
- small first aid kit in an old cig box.
- a handgun (concealed).
Additional notes:Joint strengths
In a medical emergency, VB won't hesitate to use his medical knowledge on people he cares about. This comes with having to sew YM up a lot. YM knows how to keep people's attention though and would talk to the injured whilst VB works, keeping their minds in other places and providing a drink to ease them.Also, both are very sticky fingered, you go anywhere with them, chances are they've taken something they shouldn't have.There are rumors that, both, for an unknown reason, share the ability to “come back” after death. It's been rumored their bodies disappear when not in view, and they come back from out of view, most of the time in their default outfits. Someone said they saw one come back in a different outfit once, but it took them longer to come back. This is unconfirmed.Vices
Both enjoy things people are taught to avoid. Drinking, smoking, gambling, violence. Tho, very hard
drugs seem to be something they both don’t actively seek out. VB prefers a smoke whereas YM
would rather a drink, both’ll drink anything with alcohol in, going as far as hand sanitizer or
mouthwash in a pinch... It's rare to find either of them completely sober. They show violent
tendencies towards each other often, and will outwardly mock or antagonize each other. This is
where the rumors started as things escalated one day. That said, vault knows how to bring PD
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Q: Yes Man and Vault Boy aren't really names. Do they have more normal names?
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A: in casual conversation, they come up as PD and vault.
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Q: what does semi-fandom mean? / why not set in the fallout universe?
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A: I guess this could be considered an AU. I love fallout, but my knowledge is not brushed up, so i am more comfy having it set in no universe.
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Q: what do they smell like?
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A: slightly musty, metallic and a little bit like alcohol. VB also a little smokey.
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Q: their bio didn’t mention sexuality. What are their sexualities?
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A: neither are very romantic at all, but they both have no preference otherwise.
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Q: Drinks of choice?
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A: YM prefers whiskey, VB likes vodka.
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Q: Why is Yes Man always smiling?
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A: it's in his face structure, his cheeks are quite high, making it near impossible for him to turn the corners of his mouth down. Its lore, maybe you'll find out one day. he has that smiling sound to his voice too, like you can tell if someone's smiling as they talk.
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Q: are they related to muggy and the other securitrons or even Benny?
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A: muggy? Yes, they visit him often. The others? dunno. Benny? ...don’t ask.
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Q: why does Yes Man have to do what you tell him?
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A: it's in his programming.
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Q: is Yes Man a robot?
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A: no, his body is completely organic.
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Q: can we see all of Vault Boys piercings?
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A: maybe, if you ask him nicely, he’ll show you.
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Q: Can Yes Man still lie?
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A: Unless specifically told not to, yeah, he can lie. He just as to "say yes" to requests.
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Q: Is PD a "beta male"?
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A: no, he is very much an alpha. he's just hardwired to say yes but he sure as shit will let make you feel horrible for abusing that fact.
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Q: What can PD say no to?
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A: its situational, ads ofc coz he'd buy up everything. and if you ask him to do anything horrible to children, hes hardwired to just kill himself. gotta be a little specific too, ask him to stab you with a screwdriver and if no screwdriver is around, he'll wait or suggest something else.
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Q: substance wise, where do they draw the line?
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A: anything you have to inject, or is ridiculous, like krokodil.
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Q: Does VBs dick match his height?
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A: You pervert! ...No. all sexual details are here.
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Q: Have they ever… with each other. y’know?
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A: Ask them. See how that goes down for ya.
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Q: Why doesn’t Vault Boy speak?
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A: PTSD.
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Q: Where do they go when they die?
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A: the death zone? Maybe you'll find out about it...
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Q: How long exactly have they been around? They're only in their 20s, right?
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A: physically, yea, they’re both in their 20s, but there is evidence they’ve been around a lot longer.
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Q: so they've been around a while, they must have a LOT of kids around the world, huh?
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A: you'd think. But nah, they're stuff works just fine, but they're infertile. 100%.
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Q: Do they have proper backstories?
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A: yes, but it's left open so it can be discovered and toyed with in RPs.
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Q: What kind of jobs have they had?
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A: fuckin, everything. Miners, truck drivers, drug dealers, escorts, performers, cosmetic / drug testers, builders. PD has even canonically been in quite a lot of porn over the 70s - 90s (from a RP). Man, you name it, they’ve probably had a go at it.
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Q: If Vault Boy can’t read, where did he get his medical knowledge?
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A: ¯|(ツ)/¯
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Q:Have they ever taken a life?
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A: They’re ex-military. What do you think.
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Q: Are they related by blood?
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A: If you’re comfortable with it. If not, they'll tell you they are just very close friends.
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Q: Whos the older sibling?
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A: ironically, Vault Boy is.
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Q: they have so many weapons, don’t they ever get in trouble?
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A: they’re both licensed to carry, being ex-military n’all.
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Q: ex-military? Which military?
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A: fuck if they remember.
Bonus: here is a very old, very cringe pic of YM in inaccurate military getup. Lore: the other guys got unnerved by his smile on the battlefield and made him wear a mask.
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Q: what's the worst thing they’ve done?
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A: probably war crimes…
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Q: do they have “real names”?
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A: canonically, yes, but they either don’t know them or its deep lore.
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Q: what kind of things have they've been through?
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A: RP wise? They’ve been experimented on, eaten by cannibals, tortured, mutilated, exploited, blown up, poisoned, used in a coliseum, pitted against each other for entertainment, kept as pets, shipped to Vegas in a dog crate, burned a town down. Lore wise: they’ve seen wars, starved to death multiple times, been tortured, had to torture, drowned, lost loved ones, been assassinated, and so much more.
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Q: what's the worst thing they’ve been through?
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A: probably the first time, one watched the other die. Before they knew they’d come back.
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Q: what's the mattress in their truck for?
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A: sleeping under the stars. They’ll pull up anywhere quiet and sleep, sometimes they sleep in the cab too.
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Q: if they had elemental powers, what would they be?
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A: PD would have electricity and Vault would have fire.
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Q: worst fears?
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A: Vault: losing his last sibling.
PD: being in an insane asylum.
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